The Bachelorette: Fictional Edition

Here’s what you missed last week on The Bachelorette: Fictional Edition! Season One:

The drama of twelve (fictional) guys battling over one tragically beautiful bachelorette continued, escalating into the climax of imaginary reality TV show romance.

Artemis Fowl continues to hold a strong lead, but battles Dr. Billy (Ph.D in horribleness) for control of Australia, and thus Aloha’s heart. Zack Fair gained a startling lead when said bachelorette accidentally stumbled upon his¬†final-wishes cutscene on Youtube, effectively winning the heart-wrenching pitty vote. Zuko still remains in the running due to ageless hotness. (See what I did there? Firebender?)

New last week, Fiyero jumped from #3 to position #1 when the bachelorette saw a live preformance of Wicked, after having read the book and preforming some minimal fangirling for several months. Alex Rider continues to hold as a notable mention, solely based upon his actions in Crocodile Tears, where he singlehandedly takes down an entire underground drug-transfer facility. Wing, the only OC in the running, inspires with his taco-induced madness, however, after some problems in his own fantasy-land (a runaway antagonist and some supporting-character issues), he regrettably resigned from the show. Rodney McKay, representing Stargate: Atlantis maintains a steady stream of support from viewers and fangirls alike. Ned the Piemaker and Shawn Spencer the semi-Psychic (try saying that ten times fast), the newest nominees, are gradually dropping in rank, but continue to remain a fan favorite.

Who will win The Bachelorette: Fictional Edition, and Aloha’s heart? That’s up to the viewers.

Results to be reviewed and revealed ASAP, so get those votes in!

About Aloha

A teen writer and future world ruler. Llamas make me happy.
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10 Responses to The Bachelorette: Fictional Edition

  1. melsar93 says:

    There are too many good choices. I voted, but it was a hard decision.

  2. christicorbett says:

    LOVE this post!

    The Bachelor/Bachelorette shows are my one guilty pleasure for tv viewing. Shamefully, I waste two hours a week watching that crap. I can’t seem to stop.

    Christi Corbett

    • Aloha says:

      =P I’m shamed to admit I’ve never seen it. Just previews.

      I think it would be horrible to have to pick between just a dozen or so people, then marry one of them. (This is what happens, correct?)

  3. Tigers Eyes says:

    I voted ——, cause Arty’s mine. xD

  4. I almost voted for somebody… but then I was like hey! I’m only voting for him cuz I like him! So I voted for Artemis.

  5. Nia says:


  6. Senom299 says:

    YOU ARE A FANGIRL. *drags Zack back to the lifestream* Stay with Aerith D8

    rawr. Ultimate pairing disrupter. D8

  7. Pingback: Hot Fictional Guys You Should Know About: Artemis Fowl | Embracing Insanity

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