If I had my own reality TV show, it would be called Chuck Norris vs The World.
Each week, a new overpaid, overtanned celeb would find themselves on a beach. They’d be instantly comforted upon realizing the island had cell service and an all-you-can-eat tropical buffet. They’d begin to chow down on exotic foods and sit in this little hammock with one of those little umbrella straws.
And then the hammock would accidentally turn into a net, trapping them. Chuck Norris would step from the trees, wielding a katana and a flamethrower. That week’s celeb would defend themselves with only one of those little umbrella straws.
Welcome to reality television. Where the overpayed, overtanned celebs of the world get a real taste of reality (and a swift roundhouse kick).
Also, the Chuck Norris vs The World: Special Edition would feature all the popular kids from my school.
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