How to Succeed on Valentine’s Day

DON’T

Wear yourself out.

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Literally.

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Sacrifice comfort (and sanity) for style.

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Forget to wear pants.

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Tell your BumpIt salesman to “Supersize me.”

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DO

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Wear this shirt.

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Follow these tips and you’ll have a successful love life!

(Disclaimer: In no way is this half-baked blogger authorized to give advice on love or love-related subjects. She is simply an advocate of common sense. If you are the individual designer of the above ‘don’t’ shirt, shoe, pants, or hairstyle, no infrigement intended. But the jibe to your fashion design stands.)

About Aloha

A teen writer and future world ruler. Llamas make me happy.
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4 Responses to How to Succeed on Valentine’s Day

  1. Tangy says:

    That ‘don’t’ shirt is weird, creepy, and disgusting. I think a lot of it is from the model, though…

  2. haha! I love this. And the llama shirt. That’s epic.

    • Aloha says:

      Indeed =P I was trying to find a picture of the llama shirt I own, but the first ten pages of Google-searching rendered no success, so I just used this one instead. I loves it XD

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