How many Quidditch players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Six to work their butts off and a Seeker to take the credit.
How many Animagi does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two dozen, because only one of them is actually registered.
How many Veela does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one, really, but chances are there’ll be about a hundred guys begging to do it for her.
How many Divination professors does it take to replace a lightbulb?
Just one, but it’s a foretelling of bad, bad things to come.
How many Ministers of Magic does it take to fix a lightbulb?
One, but he’ll have to ask Dumbledore for advice first.
How many Hufflepuffs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
You tell me how many Hufflepuffs there are and I’ll tell you how many it’d take.
Just one, but he has to be told by a friendly Gryffindor first.
Only one, but he’s probably so loyal he’ll tell you it took the whole House.
It doesn’t matter. As long as they tried their hardest, they’re all winners.
What the heck is a Hufflepuff?
How many Ravenclaws does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who has time for lightbulbs when the OWLs are only eight months away??
How many Ollivanders does it take to fix a lightbulb?
Hundreds. Each one to fix a different lightbulb until they find the right one.
How many Mirror of Eriseds does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, the person in front of it just has to really want it.
How many Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None of them have kept the position long enough to try.
How many Dumbledores does it take to fix a lightbulb?
You’ll know when you’re old enough, Harry, when you’re ready and the time is right.
Jokes courtesy of link, although most of them were incredibly cheesy, these were the salvagable ones =P
Let me know if any of you guys are Les Mis fans, because if not I’ll try to curb my raving over the interwebs. If there’s an interest, however, I’d love to discuss it with other fans.
Tally Ho, Peasants 🙂