Lightbulbs at Hogwarts

How many Quidditch players does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six to work their butts off and a Seeker to take the credit.

How many Animagi does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two dozen, because only one of them is actually registered.

How many Veela does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, really, but chances are there’ll be about a hundred guys begging to do it for her.

How many Divination professors does it take to replace a lightbulb?

Just one, but it’s a foretelling of bad, bad things to come.

How many Ministers of Magic does it take to fix a lightbulb?

One, but he’ll have to ask Dumbledore for advice first.

How many Hufflepuffs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You tell me how many Hufflepuffs there are and I’ll tell you how many it’d take.

Just one, but he has to be told by a friendly Gryffindor first.

Only one, but he’s probably so loyal he’ll tell you it took the whole House.

It doesn’t matter. As long as they tried their hardest, they’re all winners.

What the heck is a Hufflepuff?

How many Ravenclaws does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who has time for lightbulbs when the OWLs are only eight months away??

How many Ollivanders does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Hundreds. Each one to fix a different lightbulb until they find the right one.

How many Mirror of Eriseds does it take to fix a lightbulb?

None, the person in front of it just has to really want it.

How many Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None of them have kept the position long enough to try.

How many Dumbledores does it take to fix a lightbulb?

You’ll know when you’re old enough, Harry, when you’re ready and the time is right.


Jokes courtesy of link, although most of them were incredibly cheesy, these were the salvagable ones =P

Let me know if any of you guys are Les Mis fans, because if not I’ll try to curb my raving over the interwebs. If there’s an interest, however, I’d love to discuss it with other fans.

Tally Ho, Peasants 🙂

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8 Responses to Lightbulbs at Hogwarts

  1. haha! I’m reading Harry Potter again so this came at the PERFECT time. I love Harry Potter *sighs* Not the boy, the books. Just sayin’.

    Oh and if you wait like two weeks, I’ll have Les Mis read and then you can talk to me about it.

    • Aloha says:

      Awesome =) My sister got me into them. I’d started reading them a few years ago, but got bored halfway through the first one. This time I was able to finish them, and actually got pretty excited. Saw some of the movies. Luna Lovegood is probably the coolest literary character (hot fictional guys aside) ever.

      I actually haven’t read the book, just listened to all the music and gotten the backstory to it all from my mom. On Friday night we watched a concert on PBS by the OBC that got me hooked. –So hopefully we’ll both have the book read in two weeks! Lol.

      • Yeah, it’s against the rules in my family to read them (something about witchcraft and the bible) and so when my brother first got them I tattled on him. Then I made so both of us could read them and not get caught. XD Now I’m reading them again.

        Yes, I love the music too! That’s what made me want to read it in the first place.

        And on the subject of hufflepuff, the other night I dreamed I was a gryffyndor or a Ravenclaw (I think it was the last…) and my brother was a Gryffyndor and we needed help from a Hufflepuff and my baby sister happened to be a Hufflepuff so she helped me. XD It was awesome. Then she woke me up so she could sleep with me and that was the end of my awesome dream.

  2. theGreenHermione says:

    Harry Potter is totally awesome! Have you seen A Very Potter Musical on Youtube? It’s amazing.

    • Aloha says:

      AVPM is EPIC. I love it. XD “What the h*** is a Hufflepuff?” “You can’t go to Pigfarts, Potter– You need a rocket! Do you have a rocket, Potter?” Best. Draco. Impersonation. Ever. (By a girl, nonetheless!)

      Thanks for stopping by and commenting =) Always awesome to find fellow HP nerds.

  3. Nia says:

    I laughed out loud with the answer of “what the heck is a hufflepuff?”

    Mostly because, uh, duh, AVPM ROCKS!

  4. Tigers Eyes says:

    AVPM reference? Now I want to go watch it again! But…. >.> French homework. Bye. T-T

  5. Mahfooz says:

    The best three are the quiddich, Ollivanders and Defence against the Dark Arts ones 😀

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