Hello, blog readers. Look at my header. Now back to the text. Now back to the header. Back to the text. Sadly, this isn’t your blog. But if you started procrastinating on your schoolwork and ate cheesecake for two meals a day, you could blog like me. Look at your Start menu. Now back up. Where are you? You’re on the internet, reading the rants and ravings of some half-crazed teenage blogger. Look at my hand. What is it? It’s the list of bookmarks to things you love. Look again. Those bookmarks are now tabs.
Anything is possible when you’ve had too much chocolate milk. I’m on a llama.
I went to the movies last Friday.
The only reason I went is because the main character was played by the guy who plays Alex Rider (see blonde between Dr. Horrible and Rodney McKay), who, of course, is totally hot. I went because I wanted to interact socially with the world. And stuff. Yeah.
Anyway, it was SciFi/fantasy, and it had some hot lead actor or something *cough* so I went.
Normally I don’t enjoy the commercials before the movie. They’re long, they’re intense, and they’re almost always better than the movie they’re advertising. But. Then. Guess. What. Commercial. Came. On.
Recognize anybody? Anybody at all?
For a hint, look up. (Yes, then back to the text. Back up. Back to the text.)
Indeed. For the first time in international world galactic interplanetary history, not one but TWO of The Universe’s Hottest Fictional Hot Guys are in the same movie. Costars, baby!!
Neil Patrick-Harris (Dr. Horrible) and Alex Pettyfer (Alex Rider) are co-starring in Beastly, a modern-day take on Beauty and the Beast. Along with Vanessa Ann Hudgens, of High School Musical fame. I was worried at first, but remembered how she managed to pull off an epic win in Bandslam. I think we should give her a chance.
But even if she forgets every line, breaks into song whenever they eat lunch, and acts like she’s back at Disney, Hudgens couldn’t screw up this movie. This movie is golden no matter how bad the writing is, no matter if they use a cardboard box as a set background, no matter if the camera guy quits on day two and they have to use a tripod for every shot.
Neil Patrick-Harris AND Alex Pettyfer.
Mind blown yet? Mine was.
March 4, people. A week from tomorrow. Are we ready for this? Could this possibly trigger the zombie apocalypse?
And how will we possibly decide who to fangirl over more in preparation for the release?