What happens when all your favorite literary characters hop on the Hogwarts Express and get Sorted? Well, let’s find out.
Gryffindor- where dwell the brave of heart!
Zack Fair, Alex Rider, Zuko, Aang, Fiyero Tiggular, Katniss Everdeen, Gale Hawthorne, Holly Short, Cameron Morgan, John Sheppard, Guy Montag, Ford Prefect, Percy Jackson
Ravenclaw- because wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure!
Liz Sutton, Rodney McKay, Samantha Carter, Daniel Jackson, Katara, Elphaba Thropp, Arthur Dent
Slytherin- “…brave, yes, but not stupid. For instance, given the choice, we will always choose to save our own necks.”
Artemis Fowl, Dr. Horrible, Shawn Spencer, Glinda, Nessarose Thropp, President Snow, Mulch Diggums, Bex Baxter, Katsa
Hufflepuff- “You might belong in Hufflepuff/ where they are just and loyal/ those patient Hufflepuffs are true/ and unafraid of toil”
Gir the Doom-Maker, Ned the Piemaker, Sokka, Burton Guster, Boq, Peeta Mellark, Finnick Odair, Po (don’t kill me kthxbai!)
The House Elves- where you slave behind the scenes without legal rights or fair wages
Edward Cullen, Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, President Snow (yes, he gets TWO categories even though he’s dead), Minerva Paradizo, Cameron Mitchell, Carter Kane
Next Hogwarts Headmaster
Lucius Lavin (OH YES I DID.)
Courtesy of gateworld.net
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Agree? Disagree? Have more to add, or a character you’d like to reassign? Comment.
Embracing Insanity 
I got the privilege of reading this in an English accent. (This is what happens when you watch way too many Charlieissocoollike videos in order to write a story in an English accent) Anyway, I disagree. Okay, I agree. Everything is like exactly perfect except for Dr. Horrible. I think he’s better than a Slytherin. But then he is Slytherin but he could totally be Gryffindor… Hm. That’s hard to decide. Anyway, I think you did awesome separating them like that and I’m off to write my English accented story. Bye!
Awesome! What a great idea- getting into the voice of your characters. Love it!
Yeah, Dr. Horrible was one of the harder ones to place. He’s half Gryffindor, half Slytherin. He totally deserves his own house, Gryfferin.
Artemis Fowl could probably go there too.
Dr. Horrible=total Slytherin. We aren’t all bad, us Slytherins, and I have two words to anyone who disagrees with this: Severus. Snape.
Snape is so fantastically awesome. And so is Dr. Horrible. They deserve to be from the same house.
But then again, I’m pretty sure I would be a Slytherin myself, so my view of them is rather positive.
XD Yeah, I can see how both of you would fall into that category.
I’d like to say I’d be a Ravenclaw, but I’d probably be too nervous to accept my invitation to Hogwarts.
Shawn Spencer. Omnomnom
Gale Hawthorne. Omnomnom
Zukoo. Omnomnom
mmm<3 I like this. xDD
I feel the same way about those three ❤
XD
You just gotta love somebody that includes Hitchhiker characters as some of their favorites! Don’t forget to carry your towel.
Oh, no worries, I wouldn’t dare. Not when the poetry-spewing aliens are around 🙂
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Yes! Perfect sorting. Artemis Fowl is well placed, as are the Hunger Games characters. Epic win for the House elf category, though I highly doubt Snow would like being ordered around and having no rights. 🙂
XD But Bieber and Cyrus wouldn’t mind?
I’m sure there are spells that could take care of that….
My brother and bf sorted me into Slytherin last week, and today, my grandmother told me I’d be “good in the green one” referring to HP houses. Mum says I’m a Ravenclaw, though… *Muses*
XD Sorry.
I think you sorted them well. I never considered Finnick to be a Hufflepuff (him being so *hot* and all) but he actually kinda fits there… *Tilts head*
XD Hey, hot guys can be Hufflepuffs, too! Like Cedric. ❤
I think Peeta would be in Gryffindor. After all, Neville was a Gryffindor. *thinks* And Katsa would be a Ravenclaw, methinks.
Yeah, you’re right XD I hadn’t thought about that.
Katsa as a Ravenclaw? Hmm….. =/ I don’t really see that. I doubt she could sit down long enough to read a book XP
Katniss, possibly, but Katsa? IDK….
So, you sorted Carter Kane, but not Sadie?!
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