What happens when all your favorite literary characters hop on the Hogwarts Express and get Sorted? Well, let’s find out.
Gryffindor- where dwell the brave of heart!
Zack Fair, Alex Rider, Zuko, Aang, Fiyero Tiggular, Katniss Everdeen, Gale Hawthorne, Holly Short, Cameron Morgan, John Sheppard, Guy Montag, Ford Prefect, Percy Jackson
Ravenclaw- because wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure!
Liz Sutton, Rodney McKay, Samantha Carter, Daniel Jackson, Katara, Elphaba Thropp, Arthur Dent
Slytherin- “…brave, yes, but not stupid. For instance, given the choice, we will always choose to save our own necks.”
Artemis Fowl, Dr. Horrible, Shawn Spencer, Glinda, Nessarose Thropp, President Snow, Mulch Diggums, Bex Baxter, Katsa
Hufflepuff- “You might belong in Hufflepuff/ where they are just and loyal/ those patient Hufflepuffs are true/ and unafraid of toil”
Gir the Doom-Maker, Ned the Piemaker, Sokka, Burton Guster, Boq, Peeta Mellark, Finnick Odair, Po (don’t kill me kthxbai!)
The House Elves- where you slave behind the scenes without legal rights or fair wages
Edward Cullen, Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, President Snow (yes, he gets TWO categories even though he’s dead), Minerva Paradizo, Cameron Mitchell, Carter Kane
Next Hogwarts Headmaster
Lucius Lavin (OH YES I DID.)
Agree? Disagree? Have more to add, or a character you’d like to reassign? Comment.