Tag Archives: Artemis Fowl

Parks and Rec, the Final Artemis Fowl Book, and the Journalism Anti-Pwn

I’m so llama’d imaginative with my titles tonight. /brainisdead Parks and Recreation is a really funny show–it’s like The Office, only better, and Creed’s not in it, which makes it about seven times less creepy. (“I run a small fake-ID … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday, My Dear Artemis

To the love of my life, Artemis Fowl, This year has been full of precious memories spent with you, in my head as well as those few moments of real-world contact last September. I cherish every thought of you, dream … Continue reading

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A Look Back in Time (For the Future)

One year from now, I will doubtless have become the complete Supreme Dooming Ruler overlord of the universe and beyond, but I’ll still have a certain amount of nostalgia for the days when I walked among the peasants and teachers … Continue reading

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Hot Fictional Guys You Should Know About: Artemis Fowl

(I’ve blogged about Artemis Fowl here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and here, as well as mentioned him in just about every blog post/sentence in conversation (regardless of context), so if you don’t know who he is, SHAME ON … Continue reading

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The Hottest Thing Since the Sun

Click it to make it bigger. I’m not even kidding, they all get even HOTTER. From left to right: Zack Fair, Ned the Piemaker, Dr. Horrible, Alex Rider, Rodney McKay, Shawn Spencer, Artemis Fowl, Fiyero, and Zuko. A thank-you of … Continue reading

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Things That Do Not Exist

…. But totally should. 1) That seasonal peppermint ice cream you can only get for half of November and December. It’s a standalone brand, WalMart! No need to take it off the shelves come January. 2) Somewhere where Christmas isn’t … Continue reading

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