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Dinner at My House
Welcome to the Aloha household! I’ve set the table with an extra place for you. What’s that? Why are we eating on the coffee table, sitting on pillows? Because it’s Indian/Star Trek style, of course! Hence the centerpiece. Who’s body … Continue reading
Top 25 Ways to Use a Blanket
My beautiful sister Hope agreed to share an excerpt from her new book, 1001 Ways to Wear a Bedspread In Public, with you guys. It’s being published by Harpercollins next month, so keep an eye out for it. Full color! … Continue reading
When I Rule the World
In light of yesterday’s uber-serious post, I thought I’d give you something more typical of me. It’s been a while since I updated my world domination plans, so here are a few new rules I plan to implement when I … Continue reading
The Man Your Man Could Smell Like
I wrote a post about finals, but it turned out to just be me complaining. Instead, please enjoy a compilation of Old Spice videos and parodies. The original: The geeky: The remix: Sesame Street version: The college version: Minecraft ver.: … Continue reading
R j00z 1337?
If j00z (4n r34d 7hi5, (0ngr47u147i0nZ. j00z r 4n 31337 m3mb3r 0f 7h3 5m411 p0r7i0n 0f 7h3 in73rw3bz 7h47 (4n r34d wh47’s kn0wn 45 “1337 5p34k”. If you couldn’t read that, that’s okay, too. “Leet speak”, or “1337 5p34k”, is … Continue reading
Who is this “Jrawls”?
I have no idea where the title came from… I didn’t know what to call this post so I typed in “what should I title my blog post?” on Mystery Seeker and this is what came up. BTW: This is Hope. Aloha … Continue reading
Math Teachers Can be Bronies, Too!
My Algebra II teacher is a distinguished man in his fifties or sixties. He traveled all the way to the ocean floor in a submarine during his time in the Marines, served as a volunteer firefighter, and taught at schools … Continue reading
Super Bass Parody–NaNoWriMo 2011
Music– If the words seem off a bit from the beat, it’s because I thought it might be fun to try and rap this sometime, and I’m NOT Nicki Minaj XD So I wrote it a bit easier to wrap … Continue reading
Where I Ramble About Zelda and Pageviews
Yesterday my sister and I preordered Skyward Sword, complete with the special-edition triforce-covered Wii remote and 25th Anniversary Zelda CD. Did I just spend all my money? Yes. Was it worth it? Well, I’ll answer that next month. *sigh* (Highly-anticipated … Continue reading